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Why are you always so fucking unhappy all the fucking time?

Sun, 29 May 2011 00:43:39 -0700

Just a side effect of being me. If you don’t like it, I don’t know why you’re here.

Well, fuck you.

Sat, 28 May 2011 23:53:17 -0700

This is an excellent idea.

Sat, 28 May 2011 21:47:32 -0700

This is an excellent idea.

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Sat, 28 May 2011 21:26:02 -0700

Happy music makes me happy. So does constantly winning on Words...

Sat, 28 May 2011 17:09:18 -0700

Happy music makes me happy. So does constantly winning on Words with Friends. And back to reading Psych stuff…

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Sat, 28 May 2011 16:33:08 -0700

Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a...

Sat, 28 May 2011 13:58:51 -0700

Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish wolfhound named Belker. The dog’s owners, Ron, his wife, Lisa, and their little boy, Shane, were all very attached to Belker, and they were hoping for a miracle.

I examined Belker and found he was dying of cancer. I told the family we couldn’t do anything for Belker, and offered to perform the euthanasia procedure for the old dog in their home.

As we made arrangements, Ron and Lisa told me they thought it would be good for six-year-old Shane to observe the procedure. They felt as though Shane might learn something from the experience.

The next day, I felt the familiar catch in my throat as Belker’s family surrounded him. Shane seemed so calm, petting the old dog for the last time, that I wondered if he understood what was going on. Within a few minutes, Belker slipped peacefully away.

The little boy seemed to accept Belker’s transition without any difficulty or confusion. We sat together for a while after Belker’s death, wondering aloud about the sad fact that animal lives are shorter than human lives.

Shane, who had been listening quietly, piped up, “I know why.”

Startled, we all turned to him. What came out of his mouth next stunned me. I’d never heard a more comforting explanation. He said, “People are born so that they can learn how to live a good life – like loving everybody all the time and being nice, right?”

The six-year-old continued, “Well, dogs already know how to do that, so they don’t have to stay as long.”

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Sat, 28 May 2011 13:10:00 -0700

When your parents ask you to come to the livingroom to say Hi to their friends

Sat, 28 May 2011 12:19:24 -0700

Serendipity.: Why bother

Sat, 28 May 2011 12:18:34 -0700

Serendipity.: Why bother:

henrehh:

“All guys are dicks and they just want sex. They’re all fucking wankers”

“All girls are just so bitchy. They just want money and they’ll piss off when they’ve got what they want”

“All gay guys are whores. They all cheat I’m never going to be in a relationship”

“Lesbians are just so fucking temperamental and shit Jesus Christ why can’t I find a nice girl?”

“Being (a straight / gay guy/girl) is the fucking worst. Everybody else has it better.

Fuck off. If you want to complain THAT much about relationships and people then just die alone.

Agreed. There are other things to complain about…

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Sat, 28 May 2011 12:15:56 -0700

:P

Sat, 28 May 2011 12:15:19 -0700

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Sat, 28 May 2011 12:14:32 -0700

That awkward moment when you take a shower in the middle of the day and you're not sure if you should put on normal clothes or pajamas

Sat, 28 May 2011 12:13:51 -0700

I think it's becoming quite frequent that I come to this conclusion:

Sat, 28 May 2011 02:23:50 -0700

I hate everybody.

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Sat, 28 May 2011 01:26:05 -0700

When you realize you just said something really stupid.

Fri, 27 May 2011 23:46:37 -0700

whaddup-oprah:

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Fri, 27 May 2011 22:28:26 -0700

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Fri, 27 May 2011 22:14:22 -0700

Smiling when your sad doesn't mean you're fake.

Fri, 27 May 2011 22:12:37 -0700

shirohitsugaya:

It just means that you’re strong enough to put shit aside, and live your life.